Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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