He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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