how hairy? two words: wookie tits
love makes seman taste better
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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