: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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