i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
