Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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