She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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