We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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