this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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