I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
