Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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