If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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