I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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