He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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