Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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