We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
