Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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