After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
