It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize
