i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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