who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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