Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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