what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
