She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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