Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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