why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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