do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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