I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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