so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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