Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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