where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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