I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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