We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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