Buhtt sex?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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