super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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