Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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