Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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