I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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