And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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