A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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