I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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