So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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