if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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