Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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