she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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