All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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