Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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