there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
