kristin has been a bad kristin
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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