I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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