We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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