in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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