Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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