Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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