i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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