i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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