some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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